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"She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me."

holligenet:

cyclopette:

ohcorny:

beauty and the beast au where belle’s dad is the one that breaks the spell by loving the beast like the son he never had

what the fuck that’s adorable

On that father note, just where the frick were the Beast’s (Price Adam’s) parents this entire time?

(Source: ohcoroner, via firstcorrectioniamswiss)

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

(Source: algrenion, via queerkybarnes)

multivariable-calculus:

oh my god i just heard some dude walking down the hall shouting loudly 

"GODDAMN IT TIME IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT ERIC"

(via queerkybarnes)

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

(via firstcorrectioniamswiss)


breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.


hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source: naho-tan, via queerkybarnes)



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